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Re: Only Mostly Dead: The Zombie Quarterbackalypse of the 2020s
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2025 3:05 am
by Ten Minute Ticker
JameisBrownston wrote: ↑Fri Oct 03, 2025 3:37 pm
I have a dire update for you all... your Comeback Player of the Year race is currently between Daniel Jones and Mac Jones. Even Carson Wentz has returned, as written in the prophecy. We are officially in The Last Of Us territory, the infection can no longer be contained. Defenses of the NFL, shelter in place, grab your guns, and whatever you do, don't open the door. I'm jonesing to see what happens from here.
Where does Geno Smith fit into all of this?
Re: Only Mostly Dead: The Zombie Quarterbackalypse of the 2020s
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 1:49 pm
by JameisBrownston
Ten Minute Ticker wrote: ↑Sat Oct 04, 2025 3:05 am
JameisBrownston wrote: ↑Fri Oct 03, 2025 3:37 pm
I have a dire update for you all... your Comeback Player of the Year race is currently between Daniel Jones and Mac Jones. Even Carson Wentz has returned, as written in the prophecy. We are officially in The Last Of Us territory, the infection can no longer be contained. Defenses of the NFL, shelter in place, grab your guns, and whatever you do, don't open the door. I'm jonesing to see what happens from here.
Where does Geno Smith fit into all of this?
Ah yes, patient zero. Near complete state of decomposition, bones exposed everywhere, but still barely staying animated by whatever draft-day hype black magic keeps these guys shambling on. His work in fomenting the zombie QBocalypse is finished, and he can finally rest easy soon.