Another 'NFL Throwback' from YouTube - EVERY SUPER BOWL RANKED
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2024 8:19 pm
This only goes up through the 2020 season, Super Bowl LV - Brady's Bucs throttling the defending-Champs (Raiders-over-Redskins style), 31-9. First Super Bowl to be played at one of the opponent's actual home city and stadium (the following year, already, being the second such time; with home team winning both)!
As I've opined here before, the most-lopsided is never necessarily the "worst". Simply a team still having yet to score, or the leading team putting up an awful lot of points thus far, to me, makes it a FWIW-"suspenseful" in that it makes me intrigued if either the shutout can be preserved to the end or if the leading team can score even more - or both! Or even "suspense" with the point-spread can make it a dandy with some. Heck, this past SB and SF-over-SD in '94 are actually MUCH in common in THAT regard (among many other random twosomes you'd never think could be linked)!
Of course this can't apply if it's your (or my) team on the bad end of it all. Nothing "fun" about you possibly being held to zero ('13 Broncos, '73 Vikings) or your opponent possibly scoring yet another TD ('89 Forty Niners making it 62, or '85 Bears making it 53, your team Lett-ing it be...59, etc).
A simple ho-hum lopsided affair where the team isn't getting shut out, but the team who's beating them soundly isn't exactly lighting up the scoreboard either is the ideal qualifier for an "all-time-worst" with me. Simply "boring" in every sense! And, for that, the first two on this list shouldn't be near their designated such spots! And #50 should be above their spot as well!
Anyways, here's their list of Super Bowls from worst to first...(apologies in-advance for any errors)...
#55 - XLVIII (2013) - Seahawks 43, Broncos 8
#54 - VIII (1973) - Dolphins 24, Vikings 7
#53 - XII (1977) - Cowboys 27, Broncos 10
#52 - XXVI (1991) - Redskins 37, Bills 24
#51 - XXXIII (1998) - Broncos 34, Falcons 19
#50 - XXIV (1989) - Forty Niners 55, Broncos 10
#49 - XXXV (2000) - Ravens 34, Giants 7
#48 - XI (1976) - Raiders 32, Vikings 14
#47 - L (2015) - Broncos 24, Panthers 10
#46 - XXIX (1994) - Forty Niners 49, Chargers 26
#45 - XV (1980) - Raiders 27, Eagles 10
#44 - VI (1971) - Cowboys 24, Dolphins 3
#43 - II (1967) - Packers 33, Raiders 14
#42 - LV (2020) - Buccaneers 31, Chiefs 9
#41 - XVIII (1983) - Raiders 38, Redskins 9
#40 - XXXVII (2002) - Buccaneers 48, Raiders 21
#39 - XL (2005) - Steelers 21, Seahawks 10
#38 - IX (1974) - Steelers 16, Vikings 6
#37 - XXI (1986) - Giants 39, Broncos 20
#36 - XIX (1984) - Forty Niners 38, Dolphins 16
#35 - XXVII (1992) - Cowboys 52, Bills 17
#34 - XX (1985) - Bears 46, Patriots 10
#33 - XXII (1987) - Redskins 42, Broncos 10
#32 - IV (1969) - Chiefs 23, Vikings 7
#31 - XXVIII (1993) - Cowboys 30, Bills 13
#30 - VII (1972) - Dolphins 14, Redskins 7
#29 - LIII (2018) - Patriots 13, Rams 3
#28 - XLI (2006) - Colts 29, Bears 17
#27 - XXXIX (2004) - Patriots 24, Eagles 21
#26 - XXXI (1996) - Packers 35, Broncos 21
#25 - XVI (1981) - Forty Niners 26, Bengals 21
#24 - V (1970) - Colts 16, Cowboys 13
#23 - XVII (1982) - Redskins 27, Dolphins 17
#22 - I (1966) - Packers 35, Chiefs 10
#21 - XXX (1995) - Cowboys 27, Steelers 17
#20 - XLV (2010) - Packers 31, Steelers 25
#19 - XLIV (2009) - Saints 31, Colts 17
#18 - XLVI (2011) - Giants 21, Patriots 17
#17 - XLVII (2012) - Ravens 34, Forty Niners 31
#16 - LIV (2019) - Chiefs 31, Forty Niners 20
#15 - XIV (1979) - Steelers 31, Rams 19
#14 - XXXVIII (2003) - Patriots 32, Panthers 29
#13 - X (1975) - Steelers 21, Cowboys 17
#12 - XXXII (1997) - Broncos 24, Packers 17
#11 - III (1968) - Jets 16, Colts 7
#10 - LII (2017) - Eagles 41, Eagles 33
#9 - XXIII (1988) - Forty Niners 20, Bengals 16
#8 - XXV (1990) - Giants 20, Bills 19
#7 - XXXVI (2001) - Patriots 20, Rams 17
#6 - XXXIV (1999) - Rams 23, Titans 16
#5 - XLIII (2008) - Steelers 27, Cardinals 23
#4 - XIII (1978) - Steelers 35, Cowboys 31
#3 - LI (2016) - Patriots 34, Falcons 28, overtime
#2 - XLII (2007) - Giants 17, Patriots 14
#1 - XLIX (2014) - Patriots 28, Seahawks 24
Without a serious long essay, that Broncos-over-Panthers affair is the first "too low" I see! Not an "exciting" game, especially for its time, but this wasn't Doomsday-vs-Morton by any means! It's NFL MVP CAM we we're talking about! That Broncos-D was stellar, but so were Rivera's D especially! Thus there was always a chance with us not knowing what we'd know now that Newton & Co could have risen-up in the end!
Steelers/Hawks, Steelers/Vikes? Not pageant contestants either. But looking at what's ahead of them, you got to move those games up as well IMO.
Giants-Bills? I for quite some time declared that #1! And Pats/Panthers a sneaky dark horse candidate for "best-ever" as well!
As for "too highs"?
SBI, sadly, the first one I notice. I get the historic notoriety but still far too high. Same with SBIII, sadly, as well.
Just like I think '75 Steelers (best team ever IHMO) are better than '78, I think that SBX is better than SBXIII as well (though I also get the historic significance offered). Steelers/Cardinals despite the obvious suspense may actually be too high if only just a bit. Same with Eagles-over-Pats being too high if only because of...no defense (sandlot game)!
Despite the undesired result on my part, Super Bowl XXX may be a tad bit too low. It's significant in that, with me, it marked the turning point of the very Game itself escaping from its decades-long (especially '80s/early-'90s) doldrums of being "shitty" (pardon my French) to what its, more-or-less, become since.
And what's not been mentioned yet, are the three such SBs since...Rams/Bengals, Chiefs/Eagles, and another OT in what just happened this very month! Where do THOSE three fit in?? Each likely near-enough to the top!
Thoughts?
PS - I also think it can be argued that the second Giants/Pats SB was better than the first! I remember thoroughly enjoying that second significant chess match between Coughlin and Belichick as it ensued! That 21-17 the-hard-way final score is really intriguing! And then, just recently (almost sure it was on this site), it was brought to my attention/reminder of another SB (one which I may care just a tad about, just maybe) having a 21-17 the-hard-way commonality!
As I've opined here before, the most-lopsided is never necessarily the "worst". Simply a team still having yet to score, or the leading team putting up an awful lot of points thus far, to me, makes it a FWIW-"suspenseful" in that it makes me intrigued if either the shutout can be preserved to the end or if the leading team can score even more - or both! Or even "suspense" with the point-spread can make it a dandy with some. Heck, this past SB and SF-over-SD in '94 are actually MUCH in common in THAT regard (among many other random twosomes you'd never think could be linked)!
Of course this can't apply if it's your (or my) team on the bad end of it all. Nothing "fun" about you possibly being held to zero ('13 Broncos, '73 Vikings) or your opponent possibly scoring yet another TD ('89 Forty Niners making it 62, or '85 Bears making it 53, your team Lett-ing it be...59, etc).
A simple ho-hum lopsided affair where the team isn't getting shut out, but the team who's beating them soundly isn't exactly lighting up the scoreboard either is the ideal qualifier for an "all-time-worst" with me. Simply "boring" in every sense! And, for that, the first two on this list shouldn't be near their designated such spots! And #50 should be above their spot as well!
Anyways, here's their list of Super Bowls from worst to first...(apologies in-advance for any errors)...
#55 - XLVIII (2013) - Seahawks 43, Broncos 8
#54 - VIII (1973) - Dolphins 24, Vikings 7
#53 - XII (1977) - Cowboys 27, Broncos 10
#52 - XXVI (1991) - Redskins 37, Bills 24
#51 - XXXIII (1998) - Broncos 34, Falcons 19
#50 - XXIV (1989) - Forty Niners 55, Broncos 10
#49 - XXXV (2000) - Ravens 34, Giants 7
#48 - XI (1976) - Raiders 32, Vikings 14
#47 - L (2015) - Broncos 24, Panthers 10
#46 - XXIX (1994) - Forty Niners 49, Chargers 26
#45 - XV (1980) - Raiders 27, Eagles 10
#44 - VI (1971) - Cowboys 24, Dolphins 3
#43 - II (1967) - Packers 33, Raiders 14
#42 - LV (2020) - Buccaneers 31, Chiefs 9
#41 - XVIII (1983) - Raiders 38, Redskins 9
#40 - XXXVII (2002) - Buccaneers 48, Raiders 21
#39 - XL (2005) - Steelers 21, Seahawks 10
#38 - IX (1974) - Steelers 16, Vikings 6
#37 - XXI (1986) - Giants 39, Broncos 20
#36 - XIX (1984) - Forty Niners 38, Dolphins 16
#35 - XXVII (1992) - Cowboys 52, Bills 17
#34 - XX (1985) - Bears 46, Patriots 10
#33 - XXII (1987) - Redskins 42, Broncos 10
#32 - IV (1969) - Chiefs 23, Vikings 7
#31 - XXVIII (1993) - Cowboys 30, Bills 13
#30 - VII (1972) - Dolphins 14, Redskins 7
#29 - LIII (2018) - Patriots 13, Rams 3
#28 - XLI (2006) - Colts 29, Bears 17
#27 - XXXIX (2004) - Patriots 24, Eagles 21
#26 - XXXI (1996) - Packers 35, Broncos 21
#25 - XVI (1981) - Forty Niners 26, Bengals 21
#24 - V (1970) - Colts 16, Cowboys 13
#23 - XVII (1982) - Redskins 27, Dolphins 17
#22 - I (1966) - Packers 35, Chiefs 10
#21 - XXX (1995) - Cowboys 27, Steelers 17
#20 - XLV (2010) - Packers 31, Steelers 25
#19 - XLIV (2009) - Saints 31, Colts 17
#18 - XLVI (2011) - Giants 21, Patriots 17
#17 - XLVII (2012) - Ravens 34, Forty Niners 31
#16 - LIV (2019) - Chiefs 31, Forty Niners 20
#15 - XIV (1979) - Steelers 31, Rams 19
#14 - XXXVIII (2003) - Patriots 32, Panthers 29
#13 - X (1975) - Steelers 21, Cowboys 17
#12 - XXXII (1997) - Broncos 24, Packers 17
#11 - III (1968) - Jets 16, Colts 7
#10 - LII (2017) - Eagles 41, Eagles 33
#9 - XXIII (1988) - Forty Niners 20, Bengals 16
#8 - XXV (1990) - Giants 20, Bills 19
#7 - XXXVI (2001) - Patriots 20, Rams 17
#6 - XXXIV (1999) - Rams 23, Titans 16
#5 - XLIII (2008) - Steelers 27, Cardinals 23
#4 - XIII (1978) - Steelers 35, Cowboys 31
#3 - LI (2016) - Patriots 34, Falcons 28, overtime
#2 - XLII (2007) - Giants 17, Patriots 14
#1 - XLIX (2014) - Patriots 28, Seahawks 24
Without a serious long essay, that Broncos-over-Panthers affair is the first "too low" I see! Not an "exciting" game, especially for its time, but this wasn't Doomsday-vs-Morton by any means! It's NFL MVP CAM we we're talking about! That Broncos-D was stellar, but so were Rivera's D especially! Thus there was always a chance with us not knowing what we'd know now that Newton & Co could have risen-up in the end!
Steelers/Hawks, Steelers/Vikes? Not pageant contestants either. But looking at what's ahead of them, you got to move those games up as well IMO.
Giants-Bills? I for quite some time declared that #1! And Pats/Panthers a sneaky dark horse candidate for "best-ever" as well!
As for "too highs"?
SBI, sadly, the first one I notice. I get the historic notoriety but still far too high. Same with SBIII, sadly, as well.
Just like I think '75 Steelers (best team ever IHMO) are better than '78, I think that SBX is better than SBXIII as well (though I also get the historic significance offered). Steelers/Cardinals despite the obvious suspense may actually be too high if only just a bit. Same with Eagles-over-Pats being too high if only because of...no defense (sandlot game)!
Despite the undesired result on my part, Super Bowl XXX may be a tad bit too low. It's significant in that, with me, it marked the turning point of the very Game itself escaping from its decades-long (especially '80s/early-'90s) doldrums of being "shitty" (pardon my French) to what its, more-or-less, become since.
And what's not been mentioned yet, are the three such SBs since...Rams/Bengals, Chiefs/Eagles, and another OT in what just happened this very month! Where do THOSE three fit in?? Each likely near-enough to the top!
Thoughts?
PS - I also think it can be argued that the second Giants/Pats SB was better than the first! I remember thoroughly enjoying that second significant chess match between Coughlin and Belichick as it ensued! That 21-17 the-hard-way final score is really intriguing! And then, just recently (almost sure it was on this site), it was brought to my attention/reminder of another SB (one which I may care just a tad about, just maybe) having a 21-17 the-hard-way commonality!