Chris Berman retiring from ESPN after 2016 season

[JohnTurney]

He always referred to the Chambers brothers for Chris Chambers,

I wanted him to say, "Chis Chambers, kid brother to Eyeball Chambers"--A reference to Stand By Me

[JohnH19]

http://www.funny2.com/berman.htm

Living in Canada I haven't had nearly as much access to Berman over the decades that my American friends have had so I had no idea that his list of nicknames would be anywhere near that long.
Rick "see you later" Aguilera

[Gary Najman]

Jim "washer and" Dwyer is my favorite.

[MatthewToy]

Jim "washer and" Dwyer is my favorite.

Glad it wasn't "Bud".

[JWL]

I don't get it. Jim Bud? Bud Dwyer? Jim Bud Dwyer? Jim butt wire? What is a butt wire?

[Reaser]

I don't get it. Jim Bud? Bud Dwyer? Jim Bud Dwyer? Jim butt wire? What is a butt wire?

Could be wrong but I think he was going for Budweiser.

[JWL]

Ohh. I think you are right. That was a real reach. I bet it would even make John Sterling cringe.

[MatthewToy]

Google "Budd Dwyer". Definitely not a beer reference.

[lastcat3]

My favorite Berman line was for Scot Zolak. 'He's not dumb but he doesn't understand why walks like a woman but talks like a man. He's Zolak. Z-O-L-A-K Zolak'.