Finally! Gloves...

[JohnR]

And finally, the league will open the officiating crews to women and create an additional assignment.
The wardrobe mistress will be responsible for monitoring uniform compliance and will have
an iridescent green flag instead of yellow.

I'm throwing a green flag for sexist post!

[oldecapecod11]

And finally, the league will open the officiating crews to women and create an additional assignment.
The wardrobe mistress will be responsible for monitoring uniform compliance and will have
an iridescent green flag instead of yellow.

I'm throwing a green flag for sexist post!

Au contraire; that is a post in support of affirmative action.
We need women officials, and some Asian and Native American officials as well.

Meanwhile...
Adidas, Nike, Puma, & Riddell design engineers are all working feverishly to get cleats on the bottom
of these things.
Receivers will then start returning the foot to football.

[Mark L. Ford]

I wouldn't be surprised if some company is working on Alley-Oop shoes that can double a player's vertical leap. Pro football would never be the same. Never mind what it would do to basketball.